plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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sammyygibson:

Do this to me and I will literally attack you.

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iamwizz:

When you can laugh during sex and not have it be awkward that’s when you know it’s real

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dialupmodem:

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

no stop bein a salty asshole

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thatfunnyblog:

me as a parent

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